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![[*]](./images/xpsilver/default_icon.gif) posted on 7/21/2004 at 04:43 PM |
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Granted... But!... the corrupted wish
Hope you guys don't mind...I'm boring this from another forum as well. 
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The first players makes a wish. This is granted by the next player.... but with conditions.... eg
First player: I wish i was big and strong.
Second Player: [Granted] but now you break everything yoiu touch. (then second player makes his wish and the game carries on)
Second Player: I wish i had a day off school
Third Player: [Granted] but it's because you fell out of a tree and broke a leg and tomorrow u have to go to school in a plaster cast on crutches...
Get the idea? Good, then I'll begin.... |
I wish I didn't have any bills to pay!
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ATF_PaT
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| posted on 7/21/2004 at 06:07 PM |
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Granted! But the reason you dont hafta pay em is cuz you live a non-taxable box on the corner.
i wish i could go to the olympics and go a 4:03.99 in the 400 IM so i could kick michael phelps in the ass.
*S*
PaT
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LiveWire
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| posted on 7/21/2004 at 06:31 PM |
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Granted! But when you kick michael phelps in the ass you get your foot stuck and drown
I wish HL2 would come out
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/21/2004 at 07:23 PM |
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Granted! But when it comes out, you can't play it on your POS computer.
I wish I had my own house all paid off and everything.
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Mr Blonde
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| posted on 7/21/2004 at 07:47 PM |
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Granted! but the house you live in smells like piss
I wish i could drink alcohol
OH YEAH---->
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Da_Shitz
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| posted on 7/21/2004 at 08:09 PM |
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granted, but you end up with no life and commit suicide by strangeling yourself with your ex-wives teddy bear.
I wish I was straight.
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Roach
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| posted on 7/21/2004 at 08:22 PM |
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GRANTED! but you still like it in the ass from alt. (yeah I saw that little edit...very funny)
I wish i wasnt so lonely...
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 10:42 AM |
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You didn't grant his wish you asshole.
Granted! But now you don't have any vehicle and you get to walk. 
I wish alt could stay home all day with me.
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FaK
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 10:46 AM |
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Granted! But now due to no income both of you had to get two jobs to catch up on lost money.
I wish I had a faithful dog.
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ATF_PaT
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 11:13 AM |
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Granted! But by dog you mean penis, because you suffer from erectile dysfunction and no one understands this.
i wish you all could know how badass Far Cry is.
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 11:42 AM |
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Granted! But now all the servers are full and you can never play.
I wish PaT would join AI.
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Roach
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 12:35 PM |
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Granted! But he loses all of his ninja powers and brings teh Borg Queen With Him!
I wish I could get a damn raise at my job.
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 02:11 PM |
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Granted! But it's only a penny a year and your job was down graded to... janitor.
(borg queen gives me shivers!)
I wish Headhunter would send me his picture already.
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LiveWire
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 04:35 PM |
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Granted but its a picture of his penis and alt leave you to be with headhunter
I wish AI's server could actually be popluted
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 04:48 PM |
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Granted!!! But it's populated with noobs.
I wish headache medicine worked immediately.
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eL baKon
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 05:11 PM |
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granted!! but it makes all your hair fall out lol
i wish chicky doesnt kill me for that
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Chicky
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Granted! But I do take away your admin powers and make you be Peter Pan for a week!!!
I wish Da_Shitz would log in so he'd see he's now a member of AI and not a recruit.
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eL baKon
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 09:53 PM |
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granted but he is blind and cant see it
i wish i could get back my admin powers and not look like peter pan
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 09:59 PM |
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Granted!!! But your admin powers are nothing more than regular pubbers have and you look like Tinkerbell. (all kidding aside, you don't have
admin?!)
I wish my STEAM wasn't being gay and saying CS was unavailable for the last 10 hours.
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eL baKon
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 10:01 PM |
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granted but its only available for 1 hour a day
i wish my admin was working (really it doesnt work why?)
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 10:07 PM |
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Granted! I'll get alt on it right away - BUT you have to wait until he's done playing CS!!! MUAHAHA!
I wish BaKon had told me his admin wasn't working earlier.
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eL baKon
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 10:10 PM |
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granted i would have but i wasnt on today and didnt know and now im a frog 
i wish for alt to be in no hurry and play for as long as he wants
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Roach
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| posted on 7/22/2004 at 10:47 PM |
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granted but your gonna be waiting for quite a long time.
I wish i had a samurai sword...
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Elemenopy
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| posted on 7/23/2004 at 01:19 AM |
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granted! but you chop off your arm A+
i wish you guys wern't so mean... assholes 
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/23/2004 at 09:09 AM |
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Granted! But now this clan is boring cough:atf:cough
I wish Elemenopy and Mandy would come over and play CS tonight.
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Elemenopy
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| posted on 7/23/2004 at 11:42 AM |
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Granted, but then we miss olivia's baby shower.....
I wish baby stuff was cheaper :S
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/23/2004 at 12:27 PM |
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Granted! But it's only cheaper when shopping for OTHER peoples babies.
I wish Elemenopy and Mandy would come over AFTER Olivia's baby shower (shit I forgot again!!! You guys have baby boy wrapping paper?)
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Mr Blonde
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| posted on 7/23/2004 at 12:31 PM |
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Granted but they come with their own baby >_>
I wish i could tell Chicky how much fun im having on CS because i can play now
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Elemenopy
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| posted on 7/23/2004 at 12:47 PM |
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Granted, but you still suck
i wish i had some extra baby boy wrapping paper i wish i didnt have go to idaho tomorrow (we cant come over after)
AHHH 2 I"M GOING TO HELLL!!!!
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/23/2004 at 12:47 PM |
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Granted! But now she doesn't care cause she can play too!!!
I wish I had the money to travel the world.
EDIT: ELEMENOPY IS WHORING THE FORUMS AT THE SAME TIME AS ME. THAT WHORE. SO HERE'S HIS WISH:
Granted! But now you have to Wyoming instead because that's the ONLY place with extra boy wrapping paper. MUAHHAHA!
NOW AGAIN MY WISH:
I wish I had the money to travel the world.
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Elemenopy
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| posted on 7/23/2004 at 12:53 PM |
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granted, but then you get gunned down by terrorists.
i wish for a never ending pepsi cup
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Zero
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| posted on 7/23/2004 at 01:59 PM |
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Granted, but the pepsi is always flat!
I wish i could shingle a dog house with watermelon rines.
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eL baKon
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granted but flies swarm the dog house and carry it away
i wish i could have a fast car
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/23/2004 at 03:42 PM |
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Granted! But there is no more gas so it just sits in your drive way collecting bird doo.
I wish every weekend was 3 days!
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FaK
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| posted on 7/26/2004 at 09:31 AM |
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Granted, but your boss makes you work early shifts on Sat. anyways.
I wish that the SAT's would dissapear. They're ruining my life.
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/26/2004 at 10:11 AM |
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Granted! But now instead of the SAT's you've got like 5 tests to take and they are all much harder (by the way, when you get to college no one will
care about the SAT's anymore - it's a farce - the whole thing!)
I wish I never had to pay another bill.
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Mr Blonde
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| posted on 7/26/2004 at 01:07 PM |
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you already made that wish chicky, it was your first one
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/26/2004 at 01:43 PM |
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Well I still wish it damnit!!! You just wait until you are my age and everyday all you get in the mail is bills!!! Either that or another crappy offer
from Capitol One. Okay okay...I'll make another wish.
I wish it wasn't SO DAMN HOT!!!!!
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eL baKon
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granted but its 20 below and you have to wait outside all day just to get a peice of mail from capitol one
i wish i didnt have to work outside when it was cold
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/26/2004 at 04:33 PM |
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Granted! But now the weather is perfect EVERYDAY and you have to work INSIDE. MUAHAHAHA!
I wish all my capitol one junk/spam mail went to eL baKon instead of me.
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Zero
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| posted on 7/26/2004 at 11:26 PM |
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Granted! But they sold your name to Banc One, Discover, American Express, & First bank and now you get five times the junk mail!
I wish I could fly!
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Mr Blonde
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Granted! But the sky is polluted and you have asthma
I wish my headsets stop breaking so i wouldnt have to keep replacing them!
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FaK
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Granted, but the 's' key on your keyboard just jammed so now you play walking backwards.
I wish movie ticket prices were cheaper (9 bucks!)
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Chicky
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| posted on 7/27/2004 at 07:29 PM |
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Granted but now they are all foreign films and don't come out in English till DVD - which now costs double.
I wish people wouldn't steal ideas for their lame ass clans from AI.
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Da_Shitz
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Granted but now there are no clans to scrim so we twiddle our thumbs while playing hopscotch.
I wish people used the word google in their daily vocabulary.
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Chicky
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Granted! But....google g00gle googl3 google!!! (translation: all the words are now google and no one understand anything!)
I wish people would use this smilie  more often! (cause it's DAMN
cute!)
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Milkman
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Granted! and theres NO downside cause its just so precious(dear god smite me now for what i am about to do)
i wish i had an inexhaustable stock of Ramen noodles
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Milkman
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MY GOD ITS A HAPPY BUNNY ARMY! RUNNNN!
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FaK
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Granted, but the only flavor they had was broccoli
I wish the days were longer
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eL baKon
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| posted on 7/28/2004 at 09:30 AM |
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granted but that only makes it where you have to work longer and have less time to play cs
i wish the pigs would attack the bunnies lol
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